Well, incredibly, WeWork is actually a public company now, under the clever ticker symbol WE. I’d like to predict here and now, based on absolutely nothing but my distaste for these people, that the stock will be vastly lower in a year than it is now. As for now, it is the meme stock du jour.

In the meantime, the slippery Neumann couple is ecstatic about their massive fortune, and Rebekah’s radiant face, twinkling eyes, and dazzling smile just light up the screen wherever she appears.