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Life Imitates Fart 7/7/20

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Yesterday, opening our thread here in the wee hours of the morning, I wrote:

Sure enough, yesterday afternoon, there was this: JPMorgan says Biden Presidency could actually boost the market LOeffingL

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/biden-presidency-stock-market-impact-jpmorgan-defies-trump-crash-warning-2020-7-1029369406#

And last night:

Why a Biden win in November may be good for the stock market

Wall Street propaganda is so predictable. If a, then b. But if not a, then negative b. Whatever made the market go down last week is what’s making it go up this week. First it’s “fears of,” then it’s “hopes that,” “because of” or “despite”.

I’m going to invent a Wall Street Raison du Jour generator. Just pick two of those 4 connectors and insert today’s headlines. Then reverse them when needed.

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