Blind Squirrel mentioned yesterday that we’ve had well over 300 trading days without a single 5% pullback. Pathetic, isn’t it? What words leap to mind? Here are some suggestions: manipulated. Fraudulent. Fake. Canard. Illegitimate. Inorganic. You get the idea. Here’s the intraday chart of SPY for many months. Totally, totally under the thumb of that treasonous bastard Jerome Hayden Powell and butt buddies like Robert Kaplan who was actively trading the markets (and even equity futures!) while his friends were actively pumping trillions of dollars into the “market” to guarantee profits. These people are all criminals and should be put away for life.

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