Witness what Amazon (AMZN) has done since UberDouche Jeff Bezos decided to take a flight in space that lasted several minutes. The stock has lost almost $300 billion in value, and frankly, it is still wildly overvalued, probably by ten-fold. But it’s a start!

But it isn’t like he isn’t still a super-smart guy. After all, he dumped his lovely, highly moral, long-time wife and mother of his children in exchange for this middle-aged trollop:
