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The Clowngress Countdown Story: Debt Ceiling 24

  Posted by Ags Nightmare, 24 July 2011 - - - - - - · 10,413 views

As everyone knows by now, Clowngress is meeting behind closed doors this weekend to hammer out a deal that would allow us to raise our countries debt ceiling a few trillion dollars so the corporate plutocrats can continue to keep their global stock market bubble inflated. For the next several days of meetings, our representatives will assemble to acting out...

You Want To Create Jobs Clowngress? We Must Become Unproductive

  Posted by Ags Nightmare, 17 July 2011 - - - - - - · 2,962 views

Yep. You heard it hear first! Encourage already brain dead Americans to become mouth breathing chili eating with their fingers apes. If you have to be at work at 8, show up at 11 AM! If you have a deadline,miss it and take a piss on your bosses desk before you leave the office marking out your initials in pee with a Chinese symbol next to it for...

In Honer of The Maria Fibre Optic Cable Award

  Posted by Ags Nightmare, 20 June 2011 - - - - - - · 2,044 views

I just have to throw this oldie of mine out there. I remember back in 2000 before the Nasdaq crashed, Abby Joseph Cohen brought the gavel down at the New York Stock Exchange and the frigging head of the thing fell off when she hit the round slab of wood. We crashed a few weeks later. Now I’m pissed because she cursed the Cubs for another 100 years....

Mid Year Bowl of Stoopid Award and Dumb Stuff

  Posted by Ags Nightmare, 20 June 2011 - - - - - - · 2,060 views

Today was just another summer stoopid rally. A stoopid rally, (I know I spell stupid wrong so leave me alone), is one where the market goes up on no volume for no reason. Often the day is filled with violent 30 seconds short squeezes where the Tony Dow Jokes goes up 75 points then hovers in mid air like a wet snot hanging on a railing in the middle of...

I Wish I were An Oscar Meyer Weiner

  Posted by Ags Nightmare, 06 June 2011 - - - - - - · 2,302 views

Screw it if you think this has nothing to do with the stock market. This crotch rocket was one of the guys I used to think was one of the good guys but his wanker like the guy’s from Louisiana got in the way of being politically correct. Seriously. You can not make this sheet up. A guy named Weiner exposed his crotch to some 21 year old yet his wife...

Pigs at the Tech Trough..Vulture Capitalist Swine..No AG pics

  Posted by Ags Nightmare, 02 June 2011 - - - - - - · 389 views

If you noticed during this weeks TONY DOW decline, fantasy companies and triple digit pieces of sheet continued to get a bid. A stock like Nutflix for the Dog Ball reason even though Hulu bagged Mirimax. Look at a stock like Crapple, because Steve Jobs said the word cloud and is still healthy. Wheeee! He is going to say “cloud on...

We Are In the WTF? Bubble

  Posted by Ags Nightmare, 31 May 2011 - - - - - - · 337 views

OK, humor me for a minute. WTF is going on? We had disastrous economic news on the home front today and did a John Holmes into the close again. Personally I do not care as I think our stock market is not real. I truly believe with all my heart there is no stock market. Only manipulation by the plutocrats. Go back and look at all the “perceived crisis...

If Yahooligans Get It Cramericans Suck a Lot

  Posted by Ags Nightmare, 18 May 2011 - - - - - - · 3,448 views

Check out this headline and a few of the comments. Still think we ain’t playing a game of EA Stocks? Oh, and fark you Jimmy Jones Cramit. You do suck a lot. A one decision pump monkey with no hair who sells books to people living in a van down by the river. A mania genius but a crying game sissy when crap reverses on him. In essence, an insider wall...

We Live In A Flea Market Economy

  Posted by Ags Nightmare, 12 May 2011 - - - - - - · 371 views

This post is for you Larry Krudlow. I am handing out my braying jackass award early this year for the most obnoxious kool aide drinker on Wall Street. You win Larry. I wanted to stick forks into my eyeballs tonight. There are two things I have learned to never trust in my life. One is any financial pundit that does not have an upper lip and jiggles when he...

Bernank: What a Peformance!

  Posted by Ags Nightmare, 28 April 2011 - - - - - - · 316 views

The title of the post pretty much summarizes what every CNBS paid monkey spewed after the first ever Fed press conference. A Performance? With that said, lets look at the definition of performance. Point is this was not a press conference, it was American Federal Reserve Idol. To reiterate. according to the media, or brain dead ass wipes, this was a...

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