A group of us went to IHOP this morning. Got there about 9:30. Our waitress was AT LEAST 80. Someone in the group recognized her and said, “I know you from somewhere.” She responded, “Probably from the grocery store across the street. I’m a cashier th…
The Gross family legend is rather full of Paul Bunyan tall tales passed down over the years but none perhaps more self- revealing than “The Day When I Gave the Waitress a Negative Tip.” Admittedly I was young and full of testosterone but the ser…
Over drinks at a bar on a dreary, snowy night in Washington this past month, a former Senate investigator laughed as he polished off his beer.
“Everything’s fucked up, and nobody goes to jail,” he said. “That’s your whole story right there. Hell, …