I heard the Fed saved us Friday. No I am not kidding. Given the successful round of Quantitative Evil One, CNBS was spewing all day that the Fed won’t allow the market to fall anymore. Hedge Fund manager David Tepper even said the Fed will save you bec…
Bet you thought Mr. Idiot himself made up that headline right? Nope. I can’t take credit for it. This was Whiskey Haines and Erin Brunette’s morning question on Monday’s Squeal On The Street. Now I’m sure they don’t write these themselves but I would l…
I am floating a trial balloon with this and I would like you to vote in my poll. I am not only the leader of TURD but I am a producer now and made a full length Movie overnight. It is G rated and fun for the whole family and called Do You Know Where Yo…
I don’t have to say much other than prepare yourself for Mutual Fund Monday and Window Dressing. This is some of the funniest sheet I read all weekend. Wall Street Week Ahead: Stocks eye strong September finish eye.jpg…
I have some unreal news. I am launching my new ETF portfolio on Monday. I filed all the necessary paperwork this morning and have been approved. It is oversubscribed already and being floated by Lehman. They said I was low risk and told me I was dumber…
Last week ended up morphing into another mania week as things were less bad than expected. In reality things still suck but no one cares and Ben said he will save us so I feel safe.Back to the award winner. Billions of dollars of market cap were added …
WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) — Most regions of the United States are showing signs of economic life, but the West could drop back into recession because the housing market is still comatose, according to research released Thursday by the Dismal Scientist…
If you refer to the Bubble Playbook piece I wrote, we have entered the stoopid price target phase of the Fed induced mania. Given all the horrifically putrid economic news we have had over the last few days, its no wonder the bozos at the wire houses a…
I will give a pass to bulls, or should I say gamblers, that have played this “Stairway to Heaven” rally which has pole axed anyone with negative thought. And I will give a pass to bears, gamblers, that have tried to guess when this stoopid rally will e…
That’s what CNBS does, as if you have no brain. Imagine if there was no media. Just a wire and scrolling news that you…
