This is a non comedy entry.I see Lee Adler went after this pin head today…
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TURD Sinks First Week
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After the successful launch of my ETF, TURD…
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The First Courage Award
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I am going to give out a new Award because I like them a lot. I am creating a Courage Award for any analyst that I spot who uses common sense and has the Courage to downgrade a Stoopid Stock on valuation in the face of multiple raised price targets. …
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This Weeks Stoopid Awards
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We have a new winner this week. On Wednesday Cramer and Erin Brunette on the Stop Trading! segment (what in the hell is Stop Trading! supposed to mean?) were throwing out a bunch of names for you to buy in different spaces….
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Friday Night Movie: Lost Money/Fast Money Interview
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I am sticking to writing during the week because I don’t want to alienate my one reader, me. So every Friday night I will direct and produce a stoopid movie for your viewing pleasure. I figure I will have one viewer, me, to keep my blog going so I am g…
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Still Think The Market Is Not Rigged?
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If this article doesn’t royally piss you off, you are not breathing. This confirms some of the crap I wrote about in The Fed Will Save Us. Only it’s more in your face than I thought. …
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Breaking: NASDAQ name changed to NASCAR
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In stunning news, the NASDAQ has decided to change its name to NASCAR. Talking to a couple of machines that move stocks up 10 points on 70,000 shares I got the scoop. I have connections. I flew out to New York in the last five minutes. Me: Why the name…
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Bidu or Bye Doo: A Hidden Gem
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I just found a cool stock that seems to be real popular with American investors. I heard it’s a great company from a friend who just bought today at $103 because it looks like it’s basing. Then I looked at the symbol and number a little further and wha…
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Goldman Sucks Banking Branches For The Little Guy
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Somehow this one got lost in between Lloyd Blankminds butt crack when GS cornered some TARP money during the 2008 financial crisis. Most assume Goldman Sucks was effectively bailed by our government wiping out their losses to AIG which would have lik…
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CNBS Take My Stock Movie
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Number Two is back and hosting Take My Stock and looking for revenge after yesterdays disastrous interview with Maria Bartotonytromo. The two stars move into the studio and the sides are switched. Watch Number Two interview Maria and see what unfolds…
