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Mr. Parasite Goes To Washington

We all know the story.

An energetic, successful person from industry sets off to use his skills as a reform minded public servant. Voters’ imaginations are captured by the opportunity to have someone of proven ability transform government, forge better policy and make it more effective at spending our resources.

Now we know the sadistically laughable version of that story – where an egotistical, conscienceless insider imposes himself on the narrative – buying the PR services and ad time necessary to saturate the population of New Jersey and adjacent states with a tired, bogus theme – a common guy who worked his way up to do great things.

Like any huckster on TV, Jon Corzine tried to foist a crappy product (himself) on unsuspecting rubes. He’d be comparable to Billy Mays who sold us things like laundry detergent, except Mays had a personality and was mildly likable. The comparison also fails when one considers that Corzine is still alive. Then there is that Sham Wow guy – another huckster who you can’t compare with Corzine since Corzine has yet to see a jail from the inside.

At least when you send your money in for OxyClean or a towel you actually get something. When people recently sent their money to MF Global they got a promise from a firm headed by a former Goldman Sachs CEO, Governor, and Senator. The promise? That those deposited funds would receive at least “ordinary care.” Yet, they learned that over a billion dollars has gone missing. And the huckster in charge tells Congress that (a) he has no idea how that happened and (b) he never intended for anything illegal to happen.

Let’s rate his performance as a salesman, shall we?

Does he know his product?

Clearly not. From his testimony he tells us he had no idea of what was really happening at his firm. As a former Goldman Sachs chief and Sarbanes-Oxley co-author, he had no idea (and apparently no curiosity) of how things operated, how money was handled, or even who really made the decision to gamble on European bonds – only that he and the board may or may not have been informed of these things in the vaguest of ways and at the most unspecific of times. He apparently lacked the capacity to supervise the “complex” operations such that over a billion dollars in client funds could get mixed in with the firm’s funds and then be placed on a bet that countries like Italy and Spain would suddenly become creditworthy. At 37 times leverage.

Does he know his customer?

To answer that question, you have to ask who the customer is. Based on his testimony to Congress (as well as the course of his career), the answer becomes clear: himself. As his own customer, Corzine did what comes naturally – put himself first and screw everyone else. Viewers were treated to a well choreographed, finely lawyered display of “not my fault” from the one person who had the means, authority, and experience to ensure that the very simple and elementary step of holding client funds separate from MF Global’s was taken.

Does he engage the buyer and close the deal?

A guy who does white collar criminal defense work rated Corzine’s performance as “phenomenal.”

Yet, Corzine convinced me of his complete and total culpability for these “lost” funds. Here’s why: Corzine either did this knowingly and is simply lying about it or he is criminally negligent. Take your pick.
This is a man who thoroughly knows trading and developed proprietary trading at Goldman Sachs into something hugely profitable. Goldman’s proprietary trading is legendary – harvesting massive amounts of data from markets in real time and then setting about to place complex trades at high volume to create and exploit market movement.

In 2009 the public got a rare and fleeting glimpse of the power of what Goldman had assembled. Code and data were downloaded by an employee and uploaded to an off shore server. The FBI, in bringing the indictment against the employee, commented that “in the wrong hands” the code could be used to “manipulate markets”. A hilarious statement in retrospect – the statement assumed Goldman’s were not the “wrong hands” in the first place and ignores (while simultaneously acknowledging) that the software, by design, alters markets.

Proprietary trading implemented to shape and exploit market movements is really a parasitic force – it actually undermines the soundness of markets and undermines “price discovery” as profits are culled by deceiving buyers and sellers into thinking that a fair price is taking hold via bargaining when it is not. Instead, the pricing is stage managed such that Goldman could buy positions cheap and sell them at a premium. In modern times, parasitic proprietary trading has resulted in participants simply leaving the market. As one who elevated proprietary trading to new, massively profitable heights, Corzine should be known as Mr. Parasite.

You would think that a person skilled enough in supervising such trading and taking Goldman public would be able to manage keeping client money separate from firm money at MF Global. Yet Corzine testified that the intricacies of simply keeping these sums in different accounts were beyond his supervisory skill set.

Again – it seems to me that he is either lying or criminally negligent. Pick one.

Time for Corzine’s Law

The greatest con men and hucksters crave interaction with those they are swindling. Like an executioner who really likes his job, these sociopaths really like to look deeply into their victims’ eyes and witness the moment when they’ve won. Corzine testified to Congress without his attorney sitting next to him. No quick chats with counsel – no coaching in front of the cameras. No – Corzine wanted to shove the hearing in the faces of those who had the temerity to subpoena him. So the staging was raw, bold and risky, but the answers were finely pre-parsed to leave his accusers with nothing. In my opinion, the man is as sociopathic as they come – his career has been built on finding suckers and taking them for a ride – as a trader, as a partner, as a Senator, as a Governor, as a CEO and now as a witness. I think Corzine got off on leaving Congressmen befuddled and slack jawed as he related a narrative in which he, as CEO, was in no way responsible yet deeply apologetic.

It is time we recognize that our markets are severely impaired by the sociopathic parasites who use their power as intermediaries to create the maximum number of losers possible. When that happens, participants leave markets. Our liquidity crises around the world are in no way aided by the fact that many retail investors have walked away from financial markets. “Risk off” doesn’t just refer to the risk of recession – it also refers to the risk of being bilked by sociopaths who think they are clever because of a novel interpretation of law on the basis of which, when confronted, they can disclaim liability based on vague statements about intentions.

Corzine has positioned himself as the ignorant, unaware boss because it is the path with the fewest sanctions. Criminal negligence is part of our body of law, but most jurisdictions only throw offenders in prison if they put a victim in the hospital or a grave. You can see life in prison if your gross negligence involves a motor vehicle, but not if it involves a financial vehicle. We need to amend our laws to extend the sanction of prison to those whose gross negligence creates property losses in excess of a billion dollars and affects in excess of 500 victims. Such would provide a simple yet bright regulatory line that would keep those like Corzine from escaping justice. If you ask to be responsible for others’ property, demand compensation for it and then show reckless disregard for that property on a societal scale and it results in massive loss, then you should see a jail cell for a while.

For reasons I will never understand, sociopaths find new ways to antagonize society with each generation. Consequently society has to create yet more laws to try to contain such atavism. Our generation seems to have its hands full with child predators – we have Adam’s law, Megan’s law, Chelsea’s law – laws named after victims of remorseless sociopaths. We should name this new, necessary law, “Corzine’s Law” so that people are reminded of the craven huckster whose career has been about promoting himself as a winner by creating as many losers as he could.

6 Comments

  1. Frog

    Great post, Mr. Dent. There is a rumor going around that you are you related to Harry Dent. Is that true?

    Corzine’s Law would be an excellent idea.

    I don’t know what those MF Global clients were expecting though– legal ethical behavior from a former Senator, Governor, and Vampire Squid CEO? It seems to me that it was kind of naive of them to expect ethical behavior from such a person, given that these are all basically positions in criminal enterprises.

  2. Cody Penn Dent

    A Douglas Adams fan!

    I think the fact that many of Corzine’s clients were traders, funds, and firms means that there is a chance at some reform. Corzine broke the unwritten law – you can bilk the little guy but not The Boyz.

    Were it just the ranchers and farmers then there’d be no chance.

  3. Cody Penn Dent

    Whoops – thought you meant “Arthur Dent” who is a character I identify with.

    No relation. Cody Penn-Dent is a nom de plume.

  4. GE

    Maybe the current lack of regulation and enforcement by many governmental agencies is an attempt to encourage the screwees to engage in frontier justice…. which could be far swifter and more effective. Just saying. If I was Corzine, I’d be watching my back.

  5. Frog

    Well, I am a Douglas Adams fan also. He did say that

    “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

    But Jay Leno has a good one too:

    “If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.”

    I hope you are right, Cody, that there is a chance at some reform.

  6. Ruth

    The money has a trail. Where is it and why was it not displayed, Mr. Corzine? “I don’t know” is 100% unsatisfactory….even to the most cretinous cretin.
    There has to be more to this story.

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