When America goes broke, national icons will have to be sold off to pay the bill. This is the likely scenario:
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1/ Naming rights for the statue of Liberty will be sold. They will be bought by the News corporation and the statue will be renamed the Fox News Statue of Liberty
2/ Yellowstone National Park will be sold as a summer party camp for the New York Giants complete with hot tubs and even hotter women. Old Faithful will be hooked up to the hot tubs to provide the hot water.
3/ Florida will be sold to cash rich Chinese retirees looking for a holiday home.
4/ Mount Rushmore will be bought by an eccentric Russian oligarch billionaire who will carve his face into Mount Rushmore. His face will be twice the size of the presidential faces.
5/ The Golden gate bridge will be sold to a syndicate of Arab investors.
6/ JFK international airport will also be sold to syndicate of Arab investors.
7/ The white house will become a bed and breakfast for European backpackers.
8/ The grand canyon will be bought by Waste Management Inc and become the largest waste depository in America.
9/ Alaska will be bought by the Russians
10/ Native Americans will use all their casino money to buy back all the national parks in the west
This post originally appeared here. Thanks to Jimbo!