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		<title>Views on why the chicken crossed the road&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[SARAH PALIN:  The chicken crossed the road because gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA:  The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change!  The chicken wanted change!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[SARAH PALIN:  The chicken crossed the road because gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!<br />
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BARACK OBAMA:  The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change!  The chicken wanted change!<br />
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JOHN MCCAIN:  My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.<br />
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HILLARY CLINTON:  When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.<br />
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GEORGE W. BUSH:  We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.  The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.<br />
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DICK CHENEY:  Where's my gun?<br />
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COLIN POWELL:  Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.<br />
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BILL CLINTON:  I did not cross the road with that chicken.<br />
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AL GORE:  I invented the chicken.<br />
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JOHN KERRY:  Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain  against it.<br />
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AL SHARPTON:  Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.<br />
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DR. PHIL:  The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.<br />
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OPRAH:  Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.<br />
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ANDERSON COOPER, CNN:  We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.<br />
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NANCY GRACE:  That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.<br />
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PAT BUCHANAN:  To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.<br />
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MARTHA STEWART:  No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.<br />
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DR SEUSS:  Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.<br />
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY:  To die in the rain, alone.<br />
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JERRY FALWELL:  Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side..' Yes, my friends, That chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the Liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road.. It's as plain and as simple as that.<br />
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GRANDPA:  In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.<br />
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BARBARA WALTERS:  Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.<br />
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ARISTOTLE:  It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.<br />
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JOHN LENNON:  Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.<br />
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BILL GATES:  I have just released eChicken2010, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of  eChicken2010.  This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.<br />
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ALBERT EINSTEIN:  Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?<br />
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COLONEL SANDERS:  I missed one?<br />
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RASPUTIN: The chicken crossed the road to sell his whips and spoons and use the money to buy twinkies.<br />
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YOGI: Get that chicken's mouth open.<br />
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BEN BERNANKE: It's not really a chicken.<br />
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HUGH HENDRY: Fuck the chicken; buy bonds you shit-for-brains.<br />
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JIM PUPLAVA: We are now observing peak poultry.]]></content:encoded>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 19:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's a random commenter from Denningerworld who agrees with me about the geniuses who "run" things.

Moral of the story?   Don't simply apply a thought in your head to the real world and expect it to work the way you imagined it.

It's not the mark o...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Here's a random commenter from Denningerworld who agrees with me about the geniuses who "run" things.<br />
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Moral of the story?   Don't simply apply a thought in your head to the real world and expect it to work the way you imagined it.<br />
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It's not the mark of a sociopath.  It's the mark of someone who lacks common sense and has no understanding or eitther history (particularly economic history) or complexity.<br />
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"Why is Bernake still at the Fed, because he spent his entire education studying the first great depression and coming up with mathematical models to figure out how it could be prevented. Bernake believes or believed that the guy in 1929 just wasn't smart or informed enough and there was some way the credit bubble of the 1920s exploding could have resulted differently. Intellectually Ben Beranke thinks he can stop a Great Depression.<br />
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Does he believe the **** he spews, some of it yes, other of it know. You have to understand he was mentored by Alan Greenspan who shilled bull**** for our "common interest" for 20 years. <br />
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Ben Bernake,Robert McNamara, Larry Summers, Tim Geithner, Donald Rumsfeld are all people with similar personalities. The best person to compare them to are Religious Zealots. None of these men got extremely wealthy like a Dick Cheney or Bill Clinton playing these games. While they have money, they aren't rich. It isn't about the power either.<br />
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They have a theory on how the world works or should work. They will ignore all evidence to the contrary and disregard any idea that conflicts with that theory. I don't know if that is the mark of a sociopath or not."<br />
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		<title>Obie Drinks the Kool Aid, What Would Shakespeare Say?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like Obie, but he has drunk the Kool Aid. We are doomed. He&#8217;s listening to the advice of those very same world renowned egonomists who never saw the current mess coming. How could those who never saw it coming in the first place, and didn&#8217;t recognize it after it had already begun have any clue how to get us out of this mess? It makes no sense. But Obie is obviously listening to them. So we are doomed. Doomed, I say. What&#8217;s my advice? After all, I was one of those non-economist types&#8211;called bears&#8211; and we are multitude&#8211;who did see this coming. People like Bill Outada Poole, Big Dick Cheney and others say that nobody saw this coming. Well, the government bigshots and mainstream egonomists didn&#8217;t see it because they were the problem. It was their system. Greenspan built it and he was their maestro. Those of us malcontents on the outside looking in&#8211;we saw it and we screamed and yelled and ranted and raved, but nobody on the inside wanted to hear it. They were having too much fun sucking on the teat of the Ponzi scheme they had created. But that&#8217;s for another time. The question is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetthis" style="text-align:left;"><p> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Obie+Drinks+the+Kool+Aid%2C+What+Would+Shakespeare+Say%3F+http%3A%2F%2Fis.gd%2FHcBfzm" title="Post to Twitter"><img class="nothumb" src="http://wallstreetexaminer.com/wp-content/plugins/tweet-this/icons/en/twitter/tt-twitter-micro3.png" alt="Post to Twitter" /></a></p></div><p>I like Obie, but he has drunk the Kool Aid. We are doomed. He&#8217;s listening to the advice of those very same world renowned egonomists who never saw the current mess coming. How could those who never saw it coming in the first place, and didn&#8217;t recognize it after it had already begun have any clue how to get us out of this mess? It makes no sense. But Obie is obviously listening to them. So we are doomed. </p>
<p>Doomed, I say. </p>
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What&#8217;s my advice? After all, I was one of those non-economist types&#8211;called bears&#8211; and we are multitude&#8211;who did see this coming. People like Bill Outada Poole, Big Dick Cheney and others say that nobody saw this coming. Well, the government bigshots and mainstream egonomists didn&#8217;t see it because they were the problem. It was their system. Greenspan built it and he was their maestro. Those of us malcontents on the outside looking in&#8211;we saw it and we screamed and yelled and ranted and raved, but nobody on the inside wanted to hear it. They were having too much fun sucking on the teat of the Ponzi scheme they had created. </p>
<p>But that&#8217;s for another time. The question is what I think &#8220;they&#8221; should do now. </p>
<p>Nothing. Because contrary to their conventional wisdom, doing nothing is actually much more likely to help the situation than following the advice of those who caused the problem. </p>
<p>That&#8217;s right, nothing. Oh, we definitely should have a little trickle up economics&#8211;some programs to allow the unemployed to subsist. We need to spend a lot less money on guns and more on butter for sure. And I guess we&#8217;ll have to raise the age for Social Security to 70, and roll back government fat cat pensions. </p>
<p>As for bailing out the bankers and brokers and corporate CEOs and all the friends of the politicians, I say let &#8216;em fail. Too late, I know. Bailing out the rich bankers and brokers will not save the system, it only puts the US taxpayer, instead of the investors who assumed the risk in the first place, in the position of bagholder of last resort. Why should we be the victims just to bail out the irresponsible self aggrandizing bankers, financiers, and  economists, the thieving corporate CEOs and CFOs, and the lazy, irresponsible, and crooked investment managers who caused this mess? These spending programs are burdening US from now till kingdom come with a problem that those people caused. Yet we are bailing THEM out. WHY? Because they have the power. We don&#8217;t. </p>
<p>Take for instance Senator Scummer thanking Citibank today for throwing its support behind the bankruptcy proposal to allow judges to force mortgages to be crammed down. What the hell does Citicorp have to do with the legislative process? Why should the Congress need that company&#8217;s support to pass any legislation? Why are OUR representatives THANKING THE CRIMINALS? Whatever happened to government of the people? The extent to which the corporations have taken over this government is shocking. The politicians don&#8217;t even pretend any more. They thank their corporate bosses publicly for giving the OK to legislation. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s an outrage. </p>
<p>OK, just another outrage. After a while you get numb to it. That&#8217;s how they get you to play the game and turn over the fruits of your labor. They slowly and surely wear you down and numb you to the pain. Orwell wrote the manual 60 some years ago. Did he suspect, did he know, that he was predicting the future of the United States of America? </p>
<p>They&#8217;ve already done this business of borrow and bail twice and the result is as obvious as the finger up your nose. Just look at what happened to the markets the previous two times where the federales engaged in massive public borrowing over a short period of time, last May and last October. The outcome will be no different this time. </p>
<p>The borrowing for &#8220;The Stimpack&#8221; as currently envisioned will crush the stock market and destroy whatever is left of confidence world wide. It will cause an even greater crisis by potentially destroying the world&#8217;s perception of the creditworthiness of the US Gummit itself. We will ultimately be at the mercy of our creditors, and they at ours. </p>
<p>Unless they scale this Stimpack thing down to next to nothing, or by some other miracle they don&#8217;t try to raise the money, we are doomed. I think our best hope is that when they begin to implement this monster and things start to go over the cliff they will, like Wily Coyote, somehow grab a branch, pull themselves back up, reverse course, and stop all the damn borrowing. </p>
<p>As so many bears have pointed out, we cannot cure the disease by giving the patient more of the same poison that caused it in the first place. </p>
<p>Furthermore, substituting the US Gummit in the sick bed of the financial system as the dying patient of last resort is the height of folly and irresponsibility. We will now all pay the price, doomed to a pitiful, sickly existence for generations to come. </p>
<p>If Shakespeare lived today, he would not have suggested that they should &#8220;kill all the lawyers&#8221; because he would have had economists as his foils instead. </p>
<p>Polonius&#8217;s advice would still hold, however. </p>
<p>Neither borrower nor lender be. </p>
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