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Ags Nightmare

Member Since 25 Aug 2010
Offline Last Active Jan 19 2012 12:25 PM
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Take My Stock > The Clowngress Countdown Story: Debt Ceiling 24

Posted 24 July 2011

As everyone knows by now, Clowngress is meeting behind closed doors this weekend to hammer out a deal that would allow us to raise our countries debt ceiling a few trillion dollars so the corporate plutocrats can continue to keep their global stock market bubble inflated. For the next several days of meetings, our representatives will assemble to acting out...


Take My Stock > You Want To Create Jobs Clowngress? We Must Become Unproductive

Posted 17 July 2011

Yep. You heard it hear first! Encourage already brain dead Americans to become mouth breathing chili eating with their fingers apes. If you have to be at work at 8, show up at 11 AM! If you have a deadline,miss it and take a piss on your bosses desk before you leave the office marking out your initials in pee with a Chinese symbol next to it for...


Take My Stock > In Honer of The Maria Fibre Optic Cable Award

Posted 20 June 2011

I just have to throw this oldie of mine out there. I remember back in 2000 before the Nasdaq crashed, Abby Joseph Cohen brought the gavel down at the New York Stock Exchange and the frigging head of the thing fell off when she hit the round slab of wood. We crashed a few weeks later. Now I’m pissed because she cursed the Cubs for another 100 years....


Take My Stock > Mid Year Bowl of Stoopid Award and Dumb Stuff

Posted 20 June 2011

Today was just another summer stoopid rally. A stoopid rally, (I know I spell stupid wrong so leave me alone), is one where the market goes up on no volume for no reason. Often the day is filled with violent 30 seconds short squeezes where the Tony Dow Jokes goes up 75 points then hovers in mid air like a wet snot hanging on a railing in the middle of...


Take My Stock > I Wish I were An Oscar Meyer Weiner

Posted 06 June 2011

Screw it if you think this has nothing to do with the stock market. This crotch rocket was one of the guys I used to think was one of the good guys but his wanker like the guy’s from Louisiana got in the way of being politically correct. Seriously. You can not make this sheet up. A guy named Weiner exposed his crotch to some 21 year old yet his wife...






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