A couple of minor technical problems called “business” and “life” have now intruded on my increasingly bogged down publication schedule that, in the interest...
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Offbeat stories, not necessarily true. :D
This exclusive just in from Shorty over at Capitalstool.com.
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So we have new facts that have come to light in the Jon Corzine / MF Global scandal. After a day of Senate “I don’t know / I didn’t intend” testimony (or should we call it “intendimony?”) we learn that an auditor for CME learned that Corzine knew of customer funds being used to...
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Thanks to Trader Joe.
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by Jorma Dec. 1- (The Stool Pigeons Wire) Shares of Goldman Sachs fell this morning on the announcement that its earnings will fall significantly due to expenses related to providing security for its partners and facilities. A $20 billion dollar contract with Homeland Security will be administered by Xe, formerly Blackwater, who will provide...
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Phatbubble- The Stool Pigeons Wire
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By Ags Nightmare Oct. 6 (Stool Pigeons Wire) ” Folks…the bulls can do no wrong…Australia cut rates!!! ( yep he said that )….. just look at Mosaic…they missed by a country mile…sales down, revenues putrid, earnings non existent….but they said things will get better and it’s up huge pre market…everyone is celebrating the demise...
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by Ags Nightmare Sept. 25 (Stool Pigeons Wire)– ” I tell ya folks….bears just can’t get more than a 1 % pullback…and when they do ?…Where is the volume ?!!!….low volumes selloffs..thats not bearish folks”….” Just makes the bulls case stronger…just look at the airlines today folks…that’s all you need to see that the...
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Here’s the view from Jetlag at Capitalstool.coms’ Stool Pigeons Wire.
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Would you trust this man with your money?
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by Trader Joe Charlotte, NC (Stool Pigeons Wire) – Bank of America will take over GM at request of the US government. When asked, Ken Lewis, CEO of Bank of America stated, “We think that GM will be a good strategic fit for Bank of America. Along with our forced acquisitions of Countrywide and...
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Washington DC (Stool Pigeons Wire) – Analyst Pit Privy presents two view of Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, and lessons learned from the 90s.
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Here’s another piece that was exclusively reported this morning on The Stool Pigeons Wire by reporter Al Ceringa. In commemoration of the US$3 Trillion of new debt that is being shoved down the throats of the American Taxpayers in the last 48 hours, we the residents of Australia would like to thank all American...
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As snipped from Faux News, August 2007.
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Thanks to Jetlag at Capitalstool.com’s Stool Pigeons Wires for reporting.
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BULLETIN - (Capitalstool.com’s Stool Pigeons News Wires) Warren Buffet and Bill Gates to form new rating agency. They will offer new rating of AAAA and insurance on “AAAA” bonds. that is all. Stoolie Speakeasy reported this story.
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The new forms would provide for an additional signature right below the first one where the borrower signs to acknowledge reading and understanding all of the fine print, and promises to honor all of the terms for repaying the debt.
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Two years ago when Jimmy Doofman purchased his new De La La Estates home at 1419 Blasienna Circle for $500,000 he felt sure it would appreciate quickly, enabling him to flip it for a nice profit.
He wasn’t worried when neighbors began complaining about the slow ream estate market, because he didn’t have to sell;...
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Some U.S. Americans are racking up tremendous profits from the minor dippy-doo in house prices. Others are enjoying a return to a happier, simpler lifestyle.
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I scared. I know silver ‘N’ gold goin’ ta the moon. Butt I don’t wanna git burned jumpin’ in right here on none these bargain miners. Like CDE. Dirt cheap butt scary.
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This just in from the Stool Pigeons Wire at Capitalstool.com: Washington – Moody’s the ratings agency, has placed itself on negative watch, citing its horrendous track record at rating just about everything except t-bills. “We suck. We couldn’t spot an investment-grade bond in a box of Confederacy Debentures or Continental Bank CD’s.”said one source...
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The idea that all the tax cut spending at Walmart will just go back to China is a fun rhetorical device, but the truth is that the actual selling price of the good to the retailer is only a fraction of the final sale price. Most of the money will stay right here in...
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The LA Times reported today: Countrywide Financial Corp. moved to reassure investors Tuesday that it wasn’t borrowing too much and wouldn’t be constrained in its ability to provide home loans. “We said it back in August, we said it in September, we said it last week, we’ll say it until we turn blue in...
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This just in from tech insider Shorty over at Capitalstool.com: Top New Hires at Google Demand Put Options as Part of Compensation “Hey, it doesn’t take a genius to see which way this thing is going,” said senior enginerd Venkatapraksubravaidya Srinavivajijupumanianski. “In order to be fairly compensated for my skills, the standard old stock...
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Can you identify the jackasses in this Faux News report broadcast on August 18? Hint- Merrill Lynch coughed up an $8 billion dollar loss today.
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One of our undercover reporters uncovers the machinations behind today’s decision.
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NY- Gloomberg News Service- Steve Jobs announced that the price on the iPhone is being cut by one third. Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) proposed bailout legislation for original iPhone buyers. Would be buyers who were priced out of the market have decided to wait for lower prices rather than jump in to the market...
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