Off The Wall

Offbeat stories, not necessarily true. :D

The Corzine Carol – Updated!

So we have new facts that have come to light in the Jon Corzine / MF Global scandal. After a day of Senate “I don’t know / I didn’t intend” testimony (or should we call it “intendimony?”) we learn that an auditor for CME learned that Corzine knew of customer funds being used to collateralize…

When America Goes Broke

By Jimbo When America goes broke, national icons will have to be sold off to pay the bill. This is the likely scenario: 1/ Naming rights for the statue of Liberty will be sold. They will be bought by the News corporation and the statue will be renamed the Fox News Statue of Liberty 2/…

Goldman’s Earnings Down On Security Costs

by Jorma Dec. 1- (The Stool Pigeons Wire) Shares of Goldman Sachs fell this morning on the announcement that its earnings will fall significantly due to expenses related to providing security for its partners and facilities. A $20 billion dollar contract with Homeland Security will be administered by Xe, formerly Blackwater, who will provide security…

The Pissanti Report

By Ags Nightmare Oct. 6 (Stool Pigeons Wire) ” Folks…the bulls can do no wrong…Australia cut rates!!! ( yep he said that )….. just look at Mosaic…they missed by a country mile…sales down, revenues putrid, earnings non existent….but they said things will get better and it’s up huge pre market…everyone is celebrating the demise of…

Pissanti Mid Day Market Update

by Ags Nightmare Sept. 25 (Stool Pigeons Wire)– ” I tell ya folks….bears just can’t get more than a 1 % pullback…and when they do ?…Where is the volume ?!!!….low volumes selloffs..thats not bearish folks”….” Just makes the bulls case stronger…just look at the airlines today folks…that’s all you need to see that the ball…