Take My Stock Please

This article speaks volumes as to why no one trusts the Fed or the Treasury anymore. The same guys who were in charge when we hit our first and second icebergs think that we actually believe this? When Helicopter Ben spoke on Friday about his diabolic...
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This is the first episode on of a new show called Take My Stock starring Number Two, the famous High Frequency Trader who handles the AMZN, CMG and AAPL post. Since Dennis Kneel got canned by CNBS, this opened up a time slot for the Terminator and hi...
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The upper five percent of income earners are kicking ass. Stocks are going parabolic, insiders are dumping into strength, Wall Street bankers are due 144 billion in bonuses, and connected pigmen buy inside information from former Federal Reserve member...
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What a week for the TURDS. We have an overflowing toilet as Shamu the killer whale exploded out of the gate, led by Google which went up the value of Amgen plus 5 points on Friday. That is 61 beans to you and me and makes me tingly. Jim Cramer said not...
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This week's winners go to all the remaining mafia families, or banks, that that bought out firms holding or selling a continent's worth of toxic waste, sub prime loans, alt A loans, adjustable rate mortgages, prime loans, and mortgage back securities...
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Some of the comments in the article below confirm the existence of and entry into a third bubble within the last decade. I couldn't get past McFly and had to puke, so sorry. After reading this I know without a doubt, we will crash again. A gut wrenchin...
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I just had a bubble flash back. Crapavision had a technology visionary round table special tonight and I came away feeling like the next smart phone might be called a smart ass because it will be able to wipe it for you. As for the round table, it remi...
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Have you noticed when stocks hit a new all time bubble high CNBC doesn't just say, "new high." Pay close attention. It is now a "fresh" new high. I feel like I am watching a commercial for Chili's when the camera scans to a perfect looking steak with...
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This is a Bubble Playbook triple reverse warning. Wasn't around much today but did catch the most used person on earth for a few seconds and he spewed some frightening words if you are a logically thinking individual trying to trade in this three ring ...
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Tomorrow Maria Bartotonyromo will be the Grand Marshall of a Parade. There are thirty foot banners of her lining the streets of New York so CNBS decided to give her an award. They like awards like I do which I think is pretty cool. I caught a little bi...
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Last week was business as usual with the bears being neutered due to the bad news is good and good news is better. In the bad news department, we had a crappy jobs report, unemployment is at 17% (the real number), foreclosure gate broke wide open as th...
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We have heard bits and pieces yesterday about the saga of H.R. 3808, a bill that Congress tried to jam through through in the dark of night with no votes tallied in the House or the Senate. There were a pile of spines seen blocking the entrances of th...
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The last hour of CNBS was pure comedy with Maria BartoTonyRomo and Bob Pissant saying the number 11,000 every other breath while swinging their poms poms in the face of their guests. And what in the hell was with that little fella's voice who was sitti...
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Last... Video..Hasta La Vista...Bye Bye TURDS!!! Personally I think this video sucks...I know.....I suck as a reporter. You can thank me later. Thanks for those who supported this blog. I truly do appreciate it.....Ag's Later. Do not let Cramers sh...
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I have a couple of stoopid videos rotting so I may as well go out with a whimper. You see, even though my family doesn't believe me, I am trying very hard to get a job as a Wall Mart greeter or a McDonalds burger flipper but have been turned away. In t...
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Though the headline may be stoopid, that's pretty much what is happening. The correlation of crashing dollars hidden bears is so obvious even the Beardstown Ladies are loading up on S & P futures contracts every morning at 3 AM. So what other stoopid h...
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I was interviewed the other day and asked to play a word association game. The firm I was trying to get hired by was a low level chop house named Alligator Chews Your Balls Off LLP., Inc. They tested my knowledge real hard. I had to come up with famo...
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Today we had a heavy dose of Bob Pissant stoopid. Every time I fell asleep and woke up, there is What About Bob yapping about how meaningless bad economic numbers are as traders are pricing in QE2. What a bunch of horse crap....
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