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It’s Almost Over

I bet you thought I was going to say the rally right? No. Well it might be. What is almost over is the incessant torture of the Federal Reserve holding anyone who invests, hostage to how much money they are going to pump into the Primary Dealers hands …

How To Become An Author

Step one is to get hired by CNBS. Then you help promote and pump bubbles which gives you a topic for book one. You can write about all kinds of crazy shit and toss out exciting new economic theories explaining why a stock went up 100 points in a day. K…

Bear Taunt Mad Money Alert

Last night I tuned in Mad Money and didn’t last five minutes before the remote hit the off button. I normally make it through the show but couldn’t do it yesterday. Jim Cramit went on one of the most puffy chested bear taunts I have ever seen claiming …

Monday Analyst Holla

YouBS kicks off this weeks party with an Amazon Holla.Ups Price target to $195 Oct. 22, 2010, 3:29 p.m. EDTAmazon hit with Texas tax assessment over salesSAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) — Amazon.com Inc. said Friday the state of Texas alleges the online r…

Double Weird

This article speaks volumes as to why no one trusts the Fed or the Treasury anymore. The same guys who were in charge when we hit our first and second icebergs think that we actually believe this? When Helicopter Ben spoke on Friday about his diabolic…

The Rich Need New Clothes

The upper five percent of income earners are kicking ass. Stocks are going parabolic, insiders are dumping into strength, Wall Street bankers are due 144 billion in bonuses, and connected pigmen buy inside information from former Federal Reserve member…