Theodore Mantle

(Stool Pigeons Wire- February 28) True or False 1. A common stock mutual fund is sort of like a savings account for smart people, who enjoy double-digit annual returns over the long run.
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Some U.S. Americans are racking up tremendous profits from the minor dippy-doo in house prices. Others are enjoying a return to a happier, simpler lifestyle.
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NY- Gloomberg News Service- Steve Jobs announced that the price on the iPhone is being cut by one third. Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) proposed bailout legislation for original iPhone buyers. Would be buyers who were priced out of the market have decided to wait for lower prices rather than jump in to the market...
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The housing boom that fueled huge windfalls for escorts working local hotels has turned into a major bust, and some longtime escort services are shutting down or packing up and fleeing the state.
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The Fed announced today that it is printing a new dollar in order to buttress the fortunes of reeling sub prime lenders like Novastar (NFI). Click to enlarge The stock rallied on the news.
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South Floriduh Beanie Baby prices continued to plunge in December, the Floriduh ASSociation of Reamtors admitted Thursday. Broward County had 1 fearclosure for every 35 households in 2006, which ranks No. 9 out of the nation’s top 100 metropolitan areas.
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If only I would dong every bear suck-in, I’d be knee-deep in hookers and booze right now (like the Pigmen are) instead of knee-deep in wire transfer forms.Sadly, I’m too psychologically weak to simply press the buy button, as a result of dissipating all my mental energy being angry at successful insiders who take...
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The “Nadsaq 100″ and its bullwithers — Option Backdaters Inc., Patent Infringement Corp., ClickFraud Associates, StolenGoodsFencing Ltd., NegativeNetassetValue.con, and ScrewTheOriginalKMholders Co.
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Trapped upside-down on your Home Mortgage? No way out? Fear not! Call Fireclosure Associates today. We can help! Here’s how our program works: We burn your home to the ground, then return 90% of its insured value to you in cash. It’s that simple. We keep 5% for our services and share 5% with...
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By Theodore Mantle  Auctioneer Max Hawker of Opportunity Realty Auctions, Inc. has come up with a new option designed to boost interest among bargain-hunters in the cooling home market of South Orange, FL. His auctions follow a multi-phase format if the seller’s required minimum price is not met in each round of bidding. During...
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