AGs Nightmare

There was a lot of general stoopidness this week. Like Turbo Timmy going to meet Wang this weekend. Somehow that doesn't sound right. Timmy talking to a Wang? Much better. beavis.jpg Timothy Geithner.jpg...
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Due to excessive gains in my TURD ETF this week, I bought a plot of land tonight near a lot of alligators in Florida for ten dollars and built several thrill rides. I do want to warn you that if you fly off the tracks on any of my new attractions,...
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I hope the Federal Reserve is happy. They have utterly destroyed the market through the excessive use of moral hazard turning this farce into a hooked for life money printing crack addict. Like Pavlov's dog when the bell rings, the dollar falls and eve...
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Just checked in to see what they were putting on their holla list. A holla is a price target thrown out that is higher than the current price. Today CNBS had an interesting show, particularly the CEO interview. Strap in. Todays players were Gee, Some G...
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Why is Lost Money on two times a day? Who is Lost Money/Fast Money's target market? The 17% unemployed gambling their unemployment benefits or the plutocrats that sheet twenty dollar bills? Somehow I do not think wealthy people watch this show, just s...
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This is a non comedy entry.I see Lee Adler went after this pin head today...
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After the successful launch of my ETF, TURD...
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I am going to give out a new Award because I like them a lot. I am creating a Courage Award for any analyst that I spot who uses common sense and has the Courage to downgrade a Stoopid Stock on valuation in the face of multiple raised price targets. ...
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We have a new winner this week. On Wednesday Cramer and Erin Brunette on the Stop Trading! segment (what in the hell is Stop Trading! supposed to mean?) were throwing out a bunch of names for you to buy in different spaces....
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I am sticking to writing during the week because I don't want to alienate my one reader, me. So every Friday night I will direct and produce a stoopid movie for your viewing pleasure. I figure I will have one viewer, me, to keep my blog going so I am g...
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If this article doesn't royally piss you off, you are not breathing. This confirms some of the crap I wrote about in The Fed Will Save Us. Only it's more in your face than I thought. ...
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In stunning news, the NASDAQ has decided to change its name to NASCAR. Talking to a couple of machines that move stocks up 10 points on 70,000 shares I got the scoop. I have connections. I flew out to New York in the last five minutes. Me: Why the name...
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I just found a cool stock that seems to be real popular with American investors. I heard it's a great company from a friend who just bought today at $103 because it looks like it's basing. Then I looked at the symbol and number a little further and wha...
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Somehow this one got lost in between Lloyd Blankminds butt crack when GS cornered some TARP money during the 2008 financial crisis. Most assume Goldman Sucks was effectively bailed by our government wiping out their losses to AIG which would have lik...
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Number Two is back and hosting Take My Stock and looking for revenge after yesterdays disastrous interview with Maria Bartotonytromo. The two stars move into the studio and the sides are switched. Watch Number Two interview Maria and see what unfolds...
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I heard the Fed saved us Friday. No I am not kidding. Given the successful round of Quantitative Evil One, CNBS was spewing all day that the Fed won't allow the market to fall anymore. Hedge Fund manager David Tepper even said the Fed will save you bec...
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Bet you thought Mr. Idiot himself made up that headline right? Nope. I can't take credit for it. This was Whiskey Haines and Erin Brunette's morning question on Monday's Squeal On The Street. Now I'm sure they don't write these themselves but I would l...
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I am floating a trial balloon with this and I would like you to vote in my poll. I am not only the leader of TURD but I am a producer now and made a full length Movie overnight. It is G rated and fun for the whole family and called Do You Know...
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I don't have to say much other than prepare yourself for Mutual Fund Monday and Window Dressing. This is some of the funniest sheet I read all weekend. Wall Street Week Ahead: Stocks eye strong September finish eye.jpg...
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I have some unreal news. I am launching my new ETF portfolio on Monday. I filed all the necessary paperwork this morning and have been approved. It is oversubscribed already and being floated by Lehman. They said I was low risk and told me I was dumber...
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Last week ended up morphing into another mania week as things were less bad than expected. In reality things still suck but no one cares and Ben said he will save us so I feel safe.Back to the award winner. Billions of dollars of market cap were added ...
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WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) — Most regions of the United States are showing signs of economic life, but the West could drop back into recession because the housing market is still comatose, according to research released Thursday by the Dismal Scientist...
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If you refer to the Bubble Playbook piece I wrote, we have entered the stoopid price target phase of the Fed induced mania. Given all the horrifically putrid economic news we have had over the last few days, its no wonder the bozos at the wire houses a...
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I will give a pass to bulls, or should I say gamblers, that have played this "Stairway to Heaven" rally which has pole axed anyone with negative thought. And I will give a pass to bears, gamblers, that have tried to guess when this stoopid rally will e...
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That's what CNBS does, as if you have no brain. Imagine if there was no media. Just a wire and scrolling news that you...
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Given the fact that we are overbought, many stocks are going parabolic, and bullish investor sentiment has run up the Chit Pole faster than any time I can remember, there should be a good bull shanking coming up soon. I'll go out on a Willard limb...
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There was enough bad news to derail the market but it was Scam Week so nothing mattered. There was so much stoopid flying around I couldn't decide who to give the awards to. There were boat loads of upped price targets on parabolic space needles, earn...
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First off, bears are "dead" with the RIMM earnings announcement. The "Bubble Playbook" is probably in the 5th inning and has more room to run. I know this is a tough time for bears but as I have seen many times in the last decade, when this ends it wil...
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It has been 21 years since the Japanese stock market topped in 1989 and last night in a bold move to stimulate the economy, the Japanese Ministry of Silly Finance intervened in the currency markets, tasering forex traders in the 40 trillion dollar cas...
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I don't know where we are "In The Bubble" but I figured being the idiot I am, I would put together a post to see how the "Lost Money/Fast Money" crew did today. Makes me nostalgic. The theme of the show was Cisco's dividend announcement. Jammed in a 2 ...
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