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Breaking: NASDAQ name changed to NASCAR

In stunning news, the NASDAQ has decided to change its name to NASCAR. Talking to a couple of machines that move stocks up 10 points on 70,000 shares I got the scoop. I have connections. I flew out to New York in the last five minutes.

Me: Why the name change?

Machine:

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