True or False Quiz

(Stool Pigeons Wire- February 28)

True or False

1. A common stock mutual fund is sort of like a savings account for smart people, who enjoy double-digit annual returns over the long run.

2. Buying a house is the best investment anyone can ever make in their life.

3. Kitchen and crapping-room remodels increase the value of your house, and more than pay for themselves.

4. Investing in a new garage door improves the curb appeal of your house, often causing groups of passing drivers to slam on their brakes, race into your driveway and begin an impromptu bidding war with all-cash offers.

5. Placing a faux ceramic pot full of plastic flowers out front will attract higher offers.

6. Baking a fresh batch of cookies in the oven during open house tours can completely mask the fart odor from hubby’s Lazyboy.

7. “Taking cash out of your house” to spend on authentic NFL Gameday costumes demonstrates your financial savvy.

8. Spam actually tastes pretty good once you get used to it.

9. My Congressman is doing a good job if he brings me more of your bacon than your Congressman takes of mine.

10. Fine print in the stimulus legislation requires mandatory prison sentences for delinquent homoaners who lied on their mortgage applications.

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